Personalised Kitsch Funny Christmas Food Baubles

Don't Eat Me, Hang Me!

Meet our irresistibly cheeky collection of personalised Christmas food decorations, where your favourite festive treats come to life with adorable smiling faces, rosy cheeks and sparkling Santa hats!

Forget ordinary Christmas baubles! Our wonderfully kitsch Christmas food decorations are bursting with personality, making them the perfect addition to a fun, colourful Christmas tree.

Whether you're a sausage roll enthusiast, a pizza lover, obsessed with Christmas dinner or simply enjoy something a little different, there's a festive foodie character waiting to make you smile.

Choose your favourite from our collection of 22 playful designs, including sausage rolls, pasties, Brussels sprouts, Christmas puddings, doughnuts, pickles, mince pies, pizzas, roast turkey and pigs in blankets.

Each design features beautifully detailed, vibrant illustrations printed onto 3mm clear acrylic, creating a lightweight yet sturdy Christmas decoration that looks gorgeous hanging amongst the fairy lights.

The longest dimension of each decoration is approximately 10cm, with the overall shape and proportions varying depending on the character chosen.

Make it personal!

Add a name or special wording of up to 15 characters to make your Christmas bauble truly unique. Whether it's a family member's name, a funny nickname or a cheeky little message, personalisation makes these festive characters even more special.

These unusual Christmas decorations make brilliant stocking fillers, Secret Santa presents, Christmas Eve box surprises, gifts for food lovers and quirky keepsakes for friends, family and colleagues.

They're particularly perfect for anyone who loves a traditional British Christmas dinner, has a favourite festive snack or appreciates a little humour on their Christmas tree.

Why not choose different characters for the whole family and start a wonderfully silly Christmas tradition?

Lovingly designed and personalised by Floppsie Moppsie in our Somerset studio, these colourful Christmas food baubles are made to bring smiles, laughter and a little festive mischief to your celebrations.

Because Christmas decorations shouldn't always be sensible!

Please note: Each decoration is a flat printed acrylic ornament, not a three-dimensional food model. Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen. One only per purchase